OUT OF OFFICE — the 5:00 PM physics simulator
A free launch-and-upgrade browser game from internalauditguide.com. At 5:00 PM sharp your desk chair becomes a catapult: lock your angle and power, crash through the office window, bounce off copiers, mail carts and fountains, fire espresso boosts mid-air, and collect coffee beans for permanent upgrades in the PTO Store. Reach 1,000m and your auto-reply turns on. Runs entirely in your browser — no account, nothing leaves your machine.
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OUT OF OFFICE
The 5:00 PM physics simulator
At 5:00 PM sharp, your chair becomes a catapult. Two clicks: angle, then power —
land the gold zone for a perfect launch.
Bounce off copiers, carts and fountains. Tap ☕ (or SPACE) mid-air for espresso boosts. Collect beans, buy upgrades, get further from your desk.
Reach 1,000m and your auto-reply turns on. That’s the dream.
Bounce off copiers, carts and fountains. Tap ☕ (or SPACE) mid-air for espresso boosts. Collect beans, buy upgrades, get further from your desk.
Reach 1,000m and your auto-reply turns on. That’s the dream.
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MICRO BREAK
Gravity is paused. HR is not.
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AUTO-REPLY · ENABLED AT 1,000m
Hello,
I am currently out of the office with no access to email, voicemail, or the concept of quarterly deadlines.
I will respond to your message upon my return. I do not know when that is.
— Me
I am currently out of the office with no access to email, voicemail, or the concept of quarterly deadlines.
I will respond to your message upon my return. I do not know when that is.
— Me
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